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HERE IS A SNAPSHOT OF WAYNE! Once upon a time there was an ugmo named Wayne. He lived in a log house with his bi-sexual parents. He didn't like them that much so he decided to leave home and live in a cardboard box in a ditch. It was much colder in the box but Wayne didn't have to perform any sexual favours for his parents. He liked that.
Now Wayne too is bi-sexual, but now he has chosen a mate to breed with. Eeeeuuuuuwww! Well anyways this is her. Now Wayne doesn't live in a box anymore, he lives in nice warm house where lots of others like him live too. It is called a Crack House.
LOOK, ITS RAT-BITCH!
HEY, IS THAT GRAHAM I SEE? This Crack House is where Wayne hopes to raise his children. And maybe some day he can own his own house. Here is a photo of his little baby Graham. Yeesh, what an ugmo baby. Wayne you should be proud! So long everybody!

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Gem!? What the heck are you talking about you bafoon!


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Maybe some sort of Cubic Zarconious.

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